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< 5%
Annoyed Locals
Proven track record of not stopping abruptly in public.
30+
Countries
Including Florida.
25
Years of ownership
Probably the oldest
t-shirt I own.
$12M
Worth of games backlog
Includes Steam games purchased. I don’t even own a PC.
20+ years
Enterprise-level technical, operations, and project management professional.
35+ years
Gaming.
1,928
Number of people who asked about my height so far.
Mangosteen
A delicious fruit. I like it.
What people are saying
“Cakes is a good guy but he’s not a ‘nice’ guy.”
Anonymous
A Friend
Hello. 